Queens Fish Bar 11:52 Mon Dec 25
The crappiest xmas present you got this year
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So far for me a browny orange coloured throw/blanket.
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joe royal
3:48 Mon Dec 25
You can have a SPLATT !!! on me.
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Chip Shop Charlie
4:32 Mon Dec 25
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Not sure if it counts but I got a plastic paper-clip in my christmas cracker.
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Nicey
8:57 Mon Dec 25
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I’ve ended up dog sitting a dog that doesn’t stop barking and it has ruined the day for everyone. Let’s hope this dog is just for christmas.
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IsaacHock
10:04 Mon Dec 25
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If 'Chip Shop Charlie' is the proprietor, rather than customer of the chip shop, then WHO has at least 3 master friers as members (the two on this here thread + Ercans).
This is both statistically unlikely, and possibly the most boring observation ever made in the history of language.
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Gavros
11:14 Mon Dec 25
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got two presents this year. socks and a washkit.
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bertie
1:24 Tue Dec 26
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Toaster and a kettle. I don’t eat toast.
Her birthday next month, she’s getting a fucking iron.
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VirginiaHam
2:23 Tue Dec 26
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My only present this year was 5 pairs of socks.
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Alfs
3:44 Tue Dec 26
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You beat me, Virginia. My only present was four pairs of socks.
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Mike Oxsaw
8:42 Tue Dec 26
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I got a day's work at the office.
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Helmut Shown
1:50 Tue Dec 26
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A 2-3 home defeat against Newcastle
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Joe C
5:48 Tue Dec 26
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A bag of dog biscuits. We don’t own a dog
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Lato
5:51 Tue Dec 26
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Working xmas eve, Xmas day and Boxing day. Two days double bubble will compensate in Janusrys wages tho
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arsene york-hunt
10:21 Tue Dec 26
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Socks with patterns. I got two sets.
I only buy the same black socks and don't bother to pair them, I just put them loose in the drawer, so patterned socks go straight in the bin.
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Yarmouth
12:59 Wed Dec 27
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A 2 litre plastic water jug with a handle & with metric and imperial measurements on the side.
Fuck knows why.
You can’t make this shit up..
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Iron Duke
1:15 Wed Dec 27
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1 point in 2 games
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Geoffrey Pike
2:29 Wed Dec 27
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2 tickets for West Brom game
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Dowies Love Child
2:34 Wed Dec 27
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A pair of spiderman underpants sized for a boy of about ten. I am a fifty year old man.
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monto
2:36 Wed Dec 27
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A coffee maker, I hate coffee.
Although the Doris is chuffed.
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Northern Sold
2:40 Wed Dec 27
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Dog ramp for the car
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defjam
3:58 Thu Dec 28
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Dowies Love Child 2:34 - Do you work at the BBC?
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